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Published in All Categories - 30 Jan 2019
Dancing for Dinner
To the bemused and somewhat attractive gentleman who eyed me curiously in the utility aisle at SPAR when I broke out into a sort of aggressive jazz dance in front...
Mr. Crossfit & the Vegetable Preserve
If you're the type of person who likes to burn a hole in their throat at every meal, I highly recommend Borrowdale SPAR's pickled vegetable preserve. It is an absolute gullet-scorcher. You will sob grotesquely, in part because you...
Published in All Categories - 30 Jan 2019
Published in All Categories - 30 Jan 2019
Quarter-life Crisis Shrew
Me, feral and prowling about the house late at night in search of sanity, finding only alcohol and ginger biscuits, (this’ll do, I think): “Mom, I think I’m...
For Better, For Worse
I consider myself a real pistol. The gung-ho type. The sort of gutsy, non-conformist that grins like a hyena in the face of fear. However, as I sat down to write the first of what I intend to be a surplus of posts, my inexorable “dyed-in-the-wool”...
Published in All Categories - 30 Jan 2019
Growing Up Wild
Episode 1 Three young children burst out of the front door of a bright yellow beach house with a thatched roof, screaming. The door, with wood swollen from the seaside humidity, bangs off the door frame as they try to slam it in the face...
Published in All Categories - 21 Nov 2018
Published in All Categories - 21 Nov 2018
A Rant and a Reward
It happened several Mondays past that my good Minister of Home Affairs...
Published in All Categories - 21 Nov 2018
A Virulent Vice
I am shrewishly certain that there are obsessions more odious and vices more villainous in this unnatural world than an addiction to hot sauce, but, frankly, when...

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